There Will Be Walrus: First Volume V Page 8

I’m proud to announce the release of the Mark III Desquirrelator 17 by OverCompensating Small Arms Industries Pty Ltd GmBH. Inspired by the stories and insightful commentary of Timothy the Talking Cat the Mark III Desquirrelator 17 is a weapon designed for the gun enthusiast who refuses to compromise on quality.

  The Desquirrelator features a custom distressed hazelnut/brass finish that looks lovingly pre-caressed straight out of the wrapper. The Cattimothy House logo is laser etched into the that knobbly bit at the back of the gun as well. Your gun collecting pals will be so jealous when they see that, I’m sure! Chambered in Cattimothy-standard .310 (0.65% extra than .308!) the Desqurrelator comes equipped with our TTTC custom overcompensator, upgradable to a suppressor adaptor of your choice.

  Call to order. Supplies are limited and remember: squirrels never sleep!*

  Specifications:

  Receiver: Machined from a PQ222-14 billet lower/upper receiver set from Belgium.

  Receiver finish: custom distressed hazelnut/brass over pig iron

  Barrel: Yes. Sports model has two.

  Barrel finish: choice of either haze mist or frosted cappuccino matte finishes

  Muzzle treatment: Very muzzled.

  Caliber: .310

  Butt: [snigger]

  Grip: tight

  Gas system: I don’t know what that is.

  Accessories: Key chain, matching flea collar